Here’s the rest of the News 3.0 I missed this weekend: An obscure cryptocurrency, Omicron, capitalized on the coronavirus variant of the same name to rise 900%

Last week on Main Street clean energy is going nowhere. Supply chains and climate change aren’t going anywhere. Newspapers (for better and worse) are going somewhere. Oath Keepers are going everywhere. Fascist fundraisers got cancelled. A racist white guy got

Last week on Main Street a guy who got famous for being rich is still famous, no longer rich. An illegal law made abortions illegal. Terrorists got back

Last week on Main Street more people got murdered. The dollar store raised prices. Clergymen and R. Kelly are certified pedophiles. Wildlife died from spilled oil and people being people. There’s a pill now for global pandemics.

Last week on Main Street fall fell. Governments sanctioned and banned fake money. (Again.) Music went public. Our policing overhaul went to shit. Our border policy caused thousands of migrants’ misery and an old white guy to

Last week on Main Street we learned nothing from Jurassic Park. California called a governor a governor. A feminist called a facist a facist. A former president called a terrorist a terrorist.