Coinbase is apparently testing an app for employees to rate each other. I guess the idea is to crowdsource a gauge of their workforce’s alignment with the company’s core values. Over the past few years, we’ve seen what the values of the preeminent crypto exchange include — plagiarizing ads, facilitating insider trading, shilling shameless crypto optimism in the wake of dangerous market conditions, and all around being literal snitches. Still, ushering in the dystopia from ‘Nosedive’ would’ve seemed a bridge too far. Yet, here we are.
INB4 Coinbase MeowMeowBeenz™ Beta waitlist drops. Stealing intellectual property is squarely within their wheelhouse, after all. And, while we’re at it, here’s hoping it flops harder than their NFT marketplace. 2/5, at best.