Last week on Main Street a guy who got famous for being rich is still famous, no longer rich. An illegal law made abortions illegal. Terrorists got back to being assholes. Toxic cesspools got hacked. We got another life saving vaccine for Eric Clapton to bitch about. We gave out prizes for science, peace, and writing. Indigenous women are still going missing. TikTok needs to unlearn the term gaslighting. Real life’s a better James Bond movie than the new James Bond movie. 7800% more white Vans buyers jacked my style.
