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Corvette wen?

Not today, apparently. Despite being the sports car equivalent of an NFT in every way, Chevrolet’s 2023 Corvette Z06 NFT received zero bids. It was listed during

Lecture Hall

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If El Prof can eat his own words, I can, too. A month ago, I directed my patented brand of irreverent assholery at the latest

Lecture Hall

You’ve been blocked

BlockFi, a ‘crypto lending startup’ (most famous for its insane APYs or $100M SEC fine, depending on who you ask) is totally not a Ponzi, according

Over Beers

Emphasis on ‘cult’

Aside from being a far better writer (and far less out-of-touch with the kids these days) than us, we brought Zizi on board because we needed a little genuine

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Rising tide sinks all ships

In which we obligatorily remind you that web3’s shaping up to be a lot like the real world, after all. OpenSea is launching an ‘NFT marketplace

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You’ve been rated

Coinbase is apparently testing an app for employees to rate each other. I guess the idea is to crowdsource a gauge of their workforce’s alignment with the

Over Beers

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Another day, another PFP craze — which stands, of course, for Pump Flip Ponzi. It doesn’t matter that Goblintown, currently the third highest collection on OpenSea

Kramer Award

For months now, Fantastic Beasts and maybe (but probably not) Flash actor Ezra Miller has been terrorizing Hawai’i like an upper-addled Stitch. Whether declaring themselves a messiah and threatening to