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Corvette wen?
Not today, apparently. Despite being the sports car equivalent of an NFT in every way, Chevrolet’s 2023 Corvette Z06 NFT received zero bids. It was listed during
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Minting Music
For those of you who perform risk analysis on your investments at concerts anyway (I’ve been to Osheaga, I know your type) here are some
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If El Prof can eat his own words, I can, too. A month ago, I directed my patented brand of irreverent assholery at the latest
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Looking for good web3 TV like:
Of all the half-baked NFT use cases, perhaps none is at greater risk of salmonella contamination than NFT TV. Unlike art, music, or tickets to a Lil
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NFTs, explained to a (9)5 year old
Culture H0R is entering the meatspace. Tomorrow, our very own El Prof will venture onto daytime network television to shill NFTs to househusbands and retirees.
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Epic Games presents: Grift
Epic Games’ — your profanity-spewing and possibly-radicalized thirteen year old brother’s favorite video game publisher — debuted their long-awaited foray onto the blockchain yesterday. Grit is a ‘play to
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Stock market bf and astrology gf
To celebrate our holiday weekend, I ventured out of my work-from-home cave to shake off the Twitter cobwebs, take a break from refreshing Coinbase, and explore
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Emphasis on ‘cult’
Aside from being a far better writer (and far less out-of-touch with the kids these days) than us, we brought Zizi on board because we needed a little genuine
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Rising tide sinks all ships
In which we obligatorily remind you that web3’s shaping up to be a lot like the real world, after all. OpenSea is launching an ‘NFT marketplace